Oh Mr. Keith Olbermann, what are we going to do without your sweet-sweet Casey Kasem-esque repertoire and voice that reminds us of audio chocolate? I’ll keep this relatively short since this has been all over the news today an yesterday. Here’s…
Monthly Archives: March 2012
Hello Dolly: Slightly Odd Craze Starting Up
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So, apparently on Drudge today there is a link to a certain article here. What is this new craze you may be wondering? Wellp, apparently young girls dressing themselves up and putting on make-up in order to resemble a living…
The Worst Helping of Irony at the Worst Possible Time
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So, whilst performing a routine stumble upon this glorious morning I came upon an interesting item that just recently went on sale. Courtesy from those gypsies at the National Rifle Association. Get your checkbooks out and pens ready! With that…
Liar, Liar Pants on Fire? New Video of George Zimmerman
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Here’s a new video of George Zimmerman being taken into custody with no apparent bruises or blood. Hmm…thoughts? Update: New enhanced images have surfaced from the video above that potentially provide a little more truth to Zimmerman’s accusations. Maybe,…
Onyango Obama: Our Favorite Little Rascal
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Onyango Obama, half-uncle of the POTUS had his drunken driving case continued without a finding today for one year in Framingham District Court. America’s favorite little rascal and DUI enthusiast, Onyango Obama was in court today for the hearing of…
Obama Beer Summit Part Deux…And Rick Santorum
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Seems like the President today as many of us have, made a pit stop for a little booze hounding session at a local Irish pub, The Dubliner in D.C. Trying to find the end of our national debt at the bottom of…
Do as I say, not as I do
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A man who ran for Ramsey County commissioner in 2010 was charged this week with 12 counts of possession of child pornography and was placed on leave today from his job at the Minnesota House of Representatives. Oh please tell…
Madam of NYC Brothel getting her Short & Curlys Burned by DA
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I can only imagine the kind of Christmas parties at this place. In case you weren’t aware, a Manhattan woman by the name of Anna Gristina was arrested last month for running as described one of the biggest prostitution rings in New…
Who didn’t see this one coming?!
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Is it really true how they say any publicity is good publicity? Well, it seems that our fellow freedom fighter & co-founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell has put himself in a rather unflattering light as of late. The man…
So Mr. President, got any blunt wraps?
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Everyone’s favorite and lovable British scallywag, Richard Branson is at it again. According to reports, the Virgin tycoon was at the recent White House state dinner honoring British Prime Minister David Cameron and had asked the POTUS a rather peculiar…
Pope Getting His Own Cologne “Midnight Touch”
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So I checked the newpapers today, didn’t happen to see any stories of pigs flying nor any about a snowball having its one chance in hell. Except for this little fun-fact. Well besides being a former Hitler Youth member (no…
Half a Million or I’m taking the MN GOP with me!
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Being from Minnesota I felt quite compelled to write about this next topic. First let me ask you this, can you think of any term in American history that isn’t tainted by at least one sex scandal? Wish I could…
Russell Brand Arrested
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Meh, it’s celebrity news so I just thought I’d throw this out there quick. Russell Brand age 36, former sex/drug addict and motorboater of Katy Perry turned himself in to NOLA authorities today. A warrant was issued for his arrest…
Santorum Vows to Crackdown on Pesky Pornos
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I’ll try to keep this one slightly brief and to the point since I think we all know how far this would go if this man God forbid were to become elected. Apparently, GOP hopeful Rick Santorum vows to crackdown…
Blagojevich’s Hair Just Won’t Quit
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Oh yes, tis’ a sad day for Blagojevich & company. A man who years ago tried to sell/trade-off Obama’s senatorial seat is now facing the consequences for his actions. Rod Blagojevich is facing a maximum of 14 years in a low-security…