Warning: Twisted and very sad report coming up. Here we go. So, coming out of the land of 10,000 lakes there has been a very odd, strange, and downright twisted case about a Minnesota mom reacting in a very disturbing…
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“Peace” Officer Keeps Things Peaceful by Shooting Man’s Dog
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Stories like this make me absolutely livid for so many reasons. Stupid people with guns is a bad mix and it seems the following individual likes to be a walking-talking example of just that. Officer Thomas Griffin fatally killed and…
What Would Ren McCormack Do?
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Oh my. MJ must be rolling in his grave right about now. Poor guy.Moonwalkers and crotch grabbers; you’re types aren’t welcome in the small Floridian town of Weston. As reported by the Sun Sentinel (why does every other news paper in Florida…
Another Swindler in a Suit Parading as a Public Official
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Another day, another dollar. Some news stemming from LA county is nothing necessarily new in terms of the never ending shit creek of stories about corruption. However, this is more at the local/state level mind you. Meet LA county Assessor…
BFFs for Life: SD Woman’s Dog Saves Husband’s Life
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Thought I would keep today a little short and sweet with a hint of warm fuzziness. None of this political downer ish today folks. Something that will turn that from upside down. So, this story comes out of South Dakota. Home…
Liar, Liar Pants on Fire? New Video of George Zimmerman
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Here’s a new video of George Zimmerman being taken into custody with no apparent bruises or blood. Hmm…thoughts? Update: New enhanced images have surfaced from the video above that potentially provide a little more truth to Zimmerman’s accusations. Maybe,…
Onyango Obama: Our Favorite Little Rascal
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Onyango Obama, half-uncle of the POTUS had his drunken driving case continued without a finding today for one year in Framingham District Court. America’s favorite little rascal and DUI enthusiast, Onyango Obama was in court today for the hearing of…
Do as I say, not as I do
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A man who ran for Ramsey County commissioner in 2010 was charged this week with 12 counts of possession of child pornography and was placed on leave today from his job at the Minnesota House of Representatives. Oh please tell…
Madam of NYC Brothel getting her Short & Curlys Burned by DA
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I can only imagine the kind of Christmas parties at this place. In case you weren’t aware, a Manhattan woman by the name of Anna Gristina was arrested last month for running as described one of the biggest prostitution rings in New…
Who didn’t see this one coming?!
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Is it really true how they say any publicity is good publicity? Well, it seems that our fellow freedom fighter & co-founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell has put himself in a rather unflattering light as of late. The man…
Blagojevich’s Hair Just Won’t Quit
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Oh yes, tis’ a sad day for Blagojevich & company. A man who years ago tried to sell/trade-off Obama’s senatorial seat is now facing the consequences for his actions. Rod Blagojevich is facing a maximum of 14 years in a low-security…
Ride’em cowboy!
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If some people like to sleep naked because it’s more comfortable, do others feel the same way driving whilst in their birthday suit? According to police reports, an 18 year old girl in Texas was stopped in an alleyway by…
Don’t let the bed bugs bite honey!
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What does one do if you ever find your estranged wife sleeping with her boyfriend? Do what any self-respecting person would do and place a transmitter in her bed to hear when she’s doing the dirty deed. Apparently in a…
Sexy Time for Sugar Daddies
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Sugar daddies across America rejoice! As of late according to this article here, there is an increasingly popular website by the name of seekingarrangment.com that connects sugar babies and their respective daddies (can’t help but feel a little awkward saying…
Utter Tragedy Following School Suspension
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Rest in Peace: Clifford Rodrigues Ugh, it’s just flat-out awful to hear something like this. Regardless of never personally knowing this young man. An “unfathomable tragedy” occurred recently this past Tuesday. Apparently Clifford Rodrigues, a 12 year old student who…