A new superstar straight outta Belarus is comin’ in hot to take over the world. Her name? Ksenia Degelko. A 13 year old Belarusian b-boyin’ her way through the homeland. What you see is what you get ladies and gents. There ain’t gonna be any lobster hats for this girl. Just smooth sounds about getting “potassium and phosphorous from our depths.” Might need to enlist famed producer Rick Rubin to help her out with that gem which is entitled “I’m from a village.”
So I say give the people what they want. Here is the full Monty:
Hey brothers! Here and now, Ksenia Degelko.
I love you! I love the motherland! I love Oktyabrsky!
Move your body! Yeah, yeah.
I am an activist of the BRPO (Belarusian Republic Pioneer Organization*)
I care about what will happen to my homeland.
I’m ready to support my country in anything
And glorify my country with my work.
I’m brave, skillful, an excellent student all around,
I always lead a healthy lifestyle.
Cigarettes, alcohol should be banned
So people in the world can live in peace.
Down with miniskirts: they’re short and narrow.
Now we’ll buy only all things Belarusian.
A proper city, happy faces –
That’s what I see, that’s what I dream of.
The subject of health should be approached delicately,
I’m in favor of continuing free medical treatment.
Free school, college, and university
So Belarusians live in prosperity.
I’m from a village.
Let there be prosperity!
Let there be stability! Yo, yo.
We’re going to put sports in the first place
Active lifestyle — everyone is interested in that.
Build an ice palace in Oktyabrsky
For our young and brave hearts.
We’ll get phosphorus and potassium from our depths
So that the agrarian prospers.
Install modern amenities in our town
Hey young people, follow me!
I love you! Yeah, yeah.
Say thanks for the crops in the fields
And for the good life in the villages.
We will multiply the people’s efforts
Life will be easier and more fun.
Electorate, vote for me!
The bright truth will prevail in people’s minds.
Together we can build the bulwark
For the people to work for the country’s glory.
Give us prosperity!
I’m from a village.
I love the motherland. I’m a leader!
Move your body!
Let there be prosperity.
I love Oktyabrsky. Yo, yo.
I’m a leader!
I don’t know why, but I am vaguely reminded of Borat singing the Kazakhstan National Anthem. On a more serious note, she may want to start picking different subject matter. Gotta stay fresh to death little one.
And now what you’ve all be waiting for.