Seems like the President today as many of us have, made a pit stop for a little booze hounding session at a local Irish pub, The Dubliner in D.C. Trying to find the end of our national debt at the bottom of the glass, the POTUS was reportedly unlucky in his quest for more answers. You can see the President here joining in with fellow potato eaters:
Oh and How can I forget everyone’s favorite closeted porn addict:
Is it really true how they say any publicity is good publicity? Well, it seems that our fellow freedom fighter & co-founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell has put himself in a rather unflattering light as of late. The man behind the viral video Kony 2012 was recently taken into custody and later transfered for jerkin’ his gerkin’ and being all sorts of zany…in public of course. On the highway. Details include the aforementioned banana peeling combined with vandalizing cars and creating all sorts of shenanigans apparently under the influence of something according to the SDPD. What exactly is left up to our imagination at this point.
“Due to the nature of the detention, he was not arrested,” Lt. Andra Brown said. “During the evaluation we learned we probably needed to take him to a medical facility because of statements he was saying.”
“He was no problem for the police department however, during the evaluation we learned that we probably needed to take care of him,” said an SDPD spokesperson. “We determined that medical treatment was a better course of action than arrest.”
This all happened around 11:30 yesterday morning and was in various stages of undressing himself and providing a show for free no less to all the traffic. Running around and weavin’ in and out of cars like a bat out of hell. Here’s a statement from Invisible Children’s CEO Ben Keesey:
“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.”
Welp. I guess that’s one way to handle instant fame. What a hot mess this guy is. I’m sure we’ll hear more about him later on. Screaming on top of the staples center, “I’m a golden god!”
If some people like to sleep naked because it’s more comfortable, do others feel the same way driving whilst in their birthday suit?
According to police reports, an 18 year old girl in Texas was stopped in an alleyway by Corpus Christi police in nothing more than a pair of cowboy boots. At yes you guessed it…3:10 in the morning. Taylor Burnham was called on for suspicious activity on that fateful Sunday morning. She saw the officers and immediately hopped in her jeep and took them on a slow speed chase that ended on the sidewalk. Obviously intoxicated, she blew over twice the legal limit followed by a female officer hunting down her clothes. She ended up at Nueces County jail and posted a $3500 bond.
Just another day at the office.